I'd tap that #NSAPickUpLines
— Pick Up Lines ↓ (@PickupLine_Guru) February 2, 2014
The NSA, also infamously known as the National Security Agency is the american governmental institution that enjoys to spy on you.
As Edward Snowden has revealed, they probably know more about you than you do yourself. Can come in handy if you have a real bad memory or Alzheimers.
- What specific erotic websites did you visit last month?
- What was the contents of the many DTF drunk texts you sent between 2-6 am last Saturday?
- How many times have you visited the Facebook profile you got the love bug for?
Yeah, you might have forgotten but the NSA sure hasn't and it will remember for all eternity.
Bonus: Congrats... you also have a sex tape courtesy of the NSA starring you and your last conquest. The NSA covertly filmed it without your consent, through your laptop webcam and your smartphone.