# Math Pick Up Lines Calculus is hard. And with the right angle, it will also make you hard. Embrace math as your deductive wing-man to help you crack open the hottest problem sets.

Disclaimer: Be careful with these pick up lines on your math teacher. You may be the recipient of detention, bad grades or extra homework.

I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk

## Math, your problem solving wing-man

• Hi, I’m here to deduce you
• Lets try and solve for some irratic 0’s in your decimal place?
• The square root of all my fantasies is you
• I can’t function without you
• If the Universe compelled me to assign you a number, you’d be my number 1
• I’m binary and I think you are the 1 for me
• You don’t need to be a mathetician to figure out we’re the perfect pair
• You must have a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you
• I need help with my algebra. Could you replace my X without asking Y?
• You’ve got the curves, I’ve got the angles
• I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl
• If you take me to the root, you’ll swallow all your problems
• Are you the square root of 2? Cause I feel irrational when I’m around you
• I wish I were your second derivative, so I could investigate your concavities
• You’ve got more curves than a triple integral
• You are one well-defined function!
• Honey, you’re sweeter than pi
• I memorized all the digits of π. Give me your phone number and I’ll tell you if it’s got your digits in it
• If we were two cute, but horny little rabbits, where would they multiply?
• If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we’d make one
• Baby, let me be your integral, so I can be the area under your curves
• If I was a polynomial, how would you expand me?
• Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
• Are you a math teacher? Cause you got me harder than calculus
• What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1
• If we were two objects of Set Theory, where would we intersect?
• Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?
• Your face has perfect reflective symmetry
• Hi, are you open for deduction?
• i = Ø when I’m not with you
• If my girlfriend was to be X, could I substitute with U
• If we have the same lucky number we should make out. What’s yours? [x] Mine too!
• Hey, great body. Are you a Mathlete?