Cheesy Pick Up Lines – Awkwardly funny

All pick up lines are by definition, almost always cheesy. Why? Because being obvious about you’re trying to pick someone up with a one liner is in itself cheesy.

So, should we all just pack up and go home? Absolutely not! When you use corny pick up lines, you are essentially telling someone that you are interested in them. That’s not bad. That’s Darwinism. Survival of the fittest with a license to fire up the reproductive system. And you’re not afraid of expressing yourself. You’re a go-getter, know what you want. That’s attractive, which makes YOU attractive.

So how about that cheese now? Yeah, go for it and own it!

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magician? Cause A-bra-ca-DAYEM!

Cheesy, but in a like… good corny way

  • Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
  • Stand still so I can pick you up!
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
  • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together
  • I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you
  • Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? (how much?) Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (your name)
  • Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes
  • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
  • You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass
  • When God made you, he was showing off
  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  • So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too
  • Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns
  • Did it hurt? … when you fell out of heaven?
  • Are you a terrorist? … cause you’re the bomb!
  • Are you a light switch? … cause I want to turn you on
  • They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me
  • You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad
  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle
  • I don’t know you, but I think I love you already
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
  • You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute
  • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • You’re so hot, you’d make the devil sweat
  • Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
  • Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it
  • If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
  • Somebody better call God, cause heaven’s missing an angel
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here
  • Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
  • Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
  • I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet
  • I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away
  • Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
  • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
  • Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it’s causing global warming

Pick Up Tip #1

Wait for it, you’re gonna get a juicy tip right here. It’s just not ready yet, mmmkay.