Cheesy, but in a like… good corny way

• Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you
• Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
• My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
• You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
• Stand still so I can pick you up!
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
• For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
• I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way
• I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
• I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together
• I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you
• Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
• Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!
• How much does a polar bear weigh? (how much?) Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (your name)
• Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes
• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you
• Too cheesy for you? Try these dirty lines
• Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
• I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
• You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection
• Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
• Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass
• When God made you, he was showing off
• Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
• So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams
• On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need
• If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
• Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track
• Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too
• Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns
• Did it hurt? … when you fell out of heaven?
• Are you a terrorist? … cause you’re the bomb!
• Are you a light switch? … cause I want to turn you on
• They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
• You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
• Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me
• You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad
• (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
• No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you
• Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle
• I don’t know you, but I think I love you already
• Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
• I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
• You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
• You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute
• I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
• You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill
• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
• Crack a smile with these funny pick up lines
• You’re so hot, you’d make the devil sweat
• Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
• Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it
• If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
• Somebody better call God, cause heaven’s missing an angel
• If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you
• What time do you have to be back in heaven?
• Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
• Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here
• Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart
• Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
• Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
• I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet
• I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away
• Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
• If beauty were time, you’d be eternity
• If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend
• Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
• Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it’s causing global warming