Welcome to Pick Up Lines Guru!

You are sooooo gonna get laid now, or the very least get a cute imprint of a slapping hand on your cheeky face.

We are the ultimate resource for all the best pick up lines in 2020. With more than 3.120+ cherry picked chat up lines, you are almost guaranteed a golden ticket to lovers paradise.

Below you'll find an overview of all the categories. Dive in and let the games begin.

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Cheesy

Cheesy in a fun and lighthearted kind of way

Funny

Haha! You're hilarious. You're so funny... haha... omg... I can't breathe... give me mouth to mouth!

Dirty

As dirty as a pig rolling in mud, if you know what I mean. Yeah, these will get you off or off'ed

For girls

Pick up lines strictly for girls to use on guys

Sweet

Awww... almost like riding a unicorn. On a rainbow. Eating candy. So cute.

Nerdy

Revenge of the nerds. Dropping bits and bytes, picking up hot 10's

Chemistry

You'll be doing the bionic bonding until a new element is discovered in the periodic table.

Math

It's all a numbers game, so you can multiply

Cat

Everyone loves pussies and cats. You'll hear lots of meowing and purring

NSA

You've just been granted the highest security level to access all NSA's databases. What will you do?

Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I'll be back". Yea, you won't need to. Cause they'll be coming back for you, repeatedly.

Zombie

Scoring yourself a very tasty all-you-can-eat brains buffet

Dog

You´ll be at the dog park all the time

Christmas

Get Santa as your wingman

Polar Vortex

There is only one thing you can do when it is really cold. One thing!

Christian

Jesus is with you all the way

Country

There are 196 countries in the world. You'll be a world traveller in no time

Some of the best pick up lines to get you started...

  • Hi, my friend over there is shy and he was wondering if you think I'm cute
  • Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you
  • Hi, I'm trying to pick up some girls (over there), want to be my wingman?
  • Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz you turn me on
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • If you were a booger I'd pick you first
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
  • Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"
  • Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • Did you fart, cause you just blew me away
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together
  • Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice
  • If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are... gorgeous!
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  • You should be someones wife
  • Hi, my name is Chance. Care to take one?