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Cheesy in a fun and lighthearted kind of way
Haha! You're hilarious. You're so funny... haha... omg... I can't breathe... give me mouth to mouth!
As dirty as a pig rolling in mud, if you know what I mean. Yeah, these will get you off or off'ed
Pick up lines strictly for girls to use on guys
Awww... almost like riding a unicorn. On a rainbow. Eating candy. So cute.
Revenge of the nerds. Dropping bits and bytes, picking up hot 10's
You'll be doing the bionic bonding until a new element is discovered in the periodic table.
It's all a numbers game, so you can multiply
Everyone loves pussies and cats. You'll hear lots of meowing and purring
You've just been granted the highest security level to access all NSA's databases. What will you do?
"I'll be back". Yea, you won't need to. Cause they'll be coming back for you, repeatedly.
Scoring yourself a very tasty all-you-can-eat brains buffet
You´ll be at the dog park all the time
Get Santa as your wingman
There is only one thing you can do when it is really cold. One thing!
Jesus is with you all the way
There are 196 countries in the world. You'll be a world traveller in no time
Some of the best pick up lines to get you started...
Hi, my friend over there is shy and he was wondering if you think I'm cute
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you
Hi, I'm trying to pick up some girls (over there), want to be my wingman?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz you turn me on
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily"
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Did you fart, cause you just blew me away
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are... gorgeous!
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
You should be someones wife
Hi, my name is Chance. Care to take one?