Dog Pick Up Lines – Put a leash on that tail
A totally made up statistic says that 37% of dog owners are single, really hot or always in heat. So you´ll want to get in on some of this action.
Protip: If you don’t already have a canine – get one! It’s much easier to strike up conversation when you have your own four legged companion. Go to your local animal shelter and adopt the cutest puppy you can find. Now go walk around in the neighborhood and see the magic happen. With your adorable puppy, the hunter as become the hunted, you are now the one being picked up!
Are you my backyard? Coz I´d like to bury my bone in you
Do you pee here often?
Get your woof on…
- What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her
- Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
- With your beauty and my thoroughbred we´d make an exotic litter of puppies
- Do you believe in cross-breding?
- Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly
- Your doghouse or mine?
- Is it warm out here or are you in heat?
- I think this is love at first sniff
- You´re more fetching than my favorite ball
- I´ll be your Tramp, if you´ll be my Lady
- Blah blah blah… SQUIRREL
- Are you an archaeologist? Because I´ve got a very large bone for you to examine
- You must be my backyard coz I really dig you
- What a cute puppy. One day you’re going to be as beautiful as your Mommy
- I’m a poodle in the streets, but a bulldog in the sheets
- [do a doggy sniff] You smell nice
- Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
- Do you believe in love at first sniff?
- You had me at sniff
- That’s a nice dog. Does it have a phone number?
- Damn, you’re a fetch
Watch the Puppy Pick Up Artist!
– Dogs have night vision. Their eyes contain a special membrane, called the tapetum lucidum, which allows them to see in the dark
– Their sense of smell is 10.000-100.0000 more acute than humans. So please think of that when you let one slip!
– They sweat through their paws only