Dirty Pick Up Lines – Hooking An Instant DTF

K, so you just landed on the dirty pick up section and this is where it gets a little spicy. If you can’t handle a little below the belt, you should probably header over to the sweet section where you can ride unicorns and lick lollipops instead.

These pick up lines are downright dirty and are known to set panties on fire. Yeah buddy, call the fire brigade, cause you’ll be hosing them down.

If you play your cards right and can keep your cool, you may very well be hitting the Jackpot continuously with these dirty pick up lines. Ka-ching Ka-ching.

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no

They’re dirty – so watch out for that slapping hand. Crude away…

  • How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
  • I’m a mindreader and Yes I will sleep with you
  • A-B-C-D-E-F-G R-U-D-T-F with me?
  • Did you grow up on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a good cock
  • I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead
  • When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?
  • I’m not a dick in real life, but I’ll play one in you tonight
  • Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence
  • If you ever get tired, you can sit on my face anytime
  • Do you work at Build-A-Bear. Cause I’d stuff you
  • Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty
  • Let’s play Barbie! I’ll be Ken, and you can be the box I come in
  • Which sexual position produces the nastiest children? Ask your mother
  • We should totally meet up for a pizza and f*ck. (!) What, you don’t like pizza?
  • Are you a middle eastern dictator? Cause there’s a political uprising in my pants
  • Hey, wanna go halfies on a bastard child?
  • Stare at her vagina area and say: Are you going to eat that?
  • You deserve to be a winner so don’t a looser by loosing the opportunity to sleep with me
  • High-five (slap hands). Booty-five (slap bootys). Tongue–five (slap tongues)
  • DTF?
  • What do you like for breakfast?
  • I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
  • You know what I really like in a girl? My dick
  • That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  • F*ck me if I’m wrong, but we have plans to have sex tonight – (checkmate)
  • You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture
  • If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
  • F*ck me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
  • I’m going to make you breakfast – Omelette you suck this…
  • Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you have my privates standing at attention
  • I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
  • There will only be 6 planets left after I destroy Uranus
  • Have you ever kissed a cute rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out) Would you like to?
  • Your rack reminds me of Mount Rushmore… my face should be among them
  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
  • Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart
  • I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
  • Just remember: To you, I am a virgin
  • The only way your hair can look any better is on my pillow
  • I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus
  • I like my coffee how I like my woman… creamed!
  • Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
  • How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut
  • Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
  • Netflix and Chill?
  • Are you from Iraq? Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up
  • As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit
  • Did you just sit in sugar, because you got a sweet ass
  • I wanna put my thingy into your thingy
  • Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face
  • Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down
  • You look so good, I wanna kiss your lips and move up to your bellybutton
  • Is your name Daisy? Cause I have a sudden urge to plant you right here
  • That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too
  • Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway
  • I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight
  • I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there
  • Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction
  • You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you
  • Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle
  • Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one
  • Damn, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise
  • F**k me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Hilda?
  • Would it be weird if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn’t call you after?
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot
  • Are you from the ghetto? Cause I’m about to ghetto hold of dat ass
  • Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!
  • Wanna go halves on a baby?
  • Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?
  • Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls
  • You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night
  • I’m like a Rubiks Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get
  • Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long
  • I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink
  • Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
  • Nice legs, when do they open?

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