Christmas Pick Up Lines – Santa will be your Wingman
Time to get oh-so-jolly in the sack! The spirits are high and reaching a holiday climax. Family values are in session, igniting the reproductive organs on overdrive to warp the next generation.
Use these holiday chat up lines and let the wisdom of Santa be your wingman.
You´re the reason Santa even has a naughty list
Hey, get under this mistletoe so I can kiss you
It´s Xmas And We´re Going All They Way
- What do you say we make this a not so silent night!
- You´re all I want for Christmas
- Lets go outside and feed the reindeer
- Don´t care which list Santa Claus put you on, coz you´re on my ToDo.
- Damn, you so fine you make that Ugly Christmas Sweater look pretty
- If you leave milk and cookies out, I´ll come by later
- Nice wrapping. You wan´t me to rip it off or should I go gentle
- It´s all over your face. You´ve been very bad this year
- I`ve got something really special in the sack for you!
- Is your name Christmas? Cause I wanna merry you
- Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
- If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
- I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight
- Are you a present, coz I want to unwrap you
- Merry Christmas!
- If I sing “Jingle Bells”? Because you look like you go all the way!
- If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Xmas
- You make my balls jingle
- Are you spontaneous? [yes] Great, lets imagine a mistletoe above us and kiss
- Oh look, a reindeer!
- I cant’t keep it a secret any longer. I know what present you´re getting for Christmas. [what?]. ME!