Cat Pick Up Lines – Make ┬┤em meow

Girls love cats so they are always a good conversation topic. It’s understandable because they are so god damn fluffy, furry and cute. Always ripe for a cuddle and a good stroking.

With these furry pick up lines, you might get a pussy in heat that’ll beg to stroke you.

MEOWWWWWW, How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten!

What day is it today? [saturday]. No… it’s CATURDAY

Get your furry on…

  • You remind me off a leopard… or a tiger. Either way, I don’t mind the claws
  • Where have you been all my lives?
  • I have a cat, she would like to meet you
  • If I were a cat, I’d spend all 8 lives with you
  • Tell me what makes you meow
  • I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy
  • I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr
  • I’d give up one of my 9 lives for you
  • Baby, you put the T in tuna
  • Want to see some hairballs?
  • Just call me Puss in Boots
  • Hey, look what the cat dragged in
  • Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?

Watch this Vine cat compilation. Not much pick up in it, but it’s fun!