Cat Pick Up Lines – Make ´em meow
Girls love cats so they are always a good conversation topic. It’s understandable because they are so god damn fluffy, furry and cute. Always ripe for a cuddle and a good stroking.
With these furry pick up lines, you might get a pussy in heat that’ll beg to stroke you.
MEOWWWWWW, How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten!
What day is it today? [saturday]. No… it’s CATURDAY
Get your furry on…
- You remind me off a leopard… or a tiger. Either way, I don’t mind the claws
- Where have you been all my lives?
- I have a cat, she would like to meet you
- If I were a cat, I’d spend all 8 lives with you
- Tell me what makes you meow
- I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy
- I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr
- I’d give up one of my 9 lives for you
- Baby, you put the T in tuna
- Want to see some hairballs?
- Just call me Puss in Boots
- Hey, look what the cat dragged in
- Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
Watch this Vine cat compilation. Not much pick up in it, but it’s fun!