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Some of the best pick up lines to get you started…
- Hi, my friend over there is shy and he was wondering if you think I’m cute
- Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you
- Hi, I’m trying to pick up some girls (over there), want to be my wingman?
- Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz you turn me on
- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
- If you were a booger I’d pick you first
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”
- Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
- Did you fart, cause you just blew me away
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together
- Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night
- Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- You should be someones wife
- Hi, my name is Chance. Care to take one?